soyacide:

:3

Life is good.

foxyslick:

iameleven:

rentharrypotter:

drinkpolyjuice:

becausepigfartsisonmars:

doctormoomee:

redsailorscoot:

fucknicethings:

bigblacknips:

fumblestealth:

I just wanted to post this because I’m totally wearing a MIGHTY THOR t-shirt right now :>

i become A MECHANICAL OSTRICH

a cow, cool

It’s Ellis’s shirt so am I Ellis?

I HAVE THE POWERS OF A SAILBOAT

UN FREAKIN STOPPABLE

A twinkie.. hmm

CHILLIN’….
WITH SCIENCE! 

Well I already knew I could do magic. I’m wearing a shirt with a picture of Harry Freakin’ Potter on it!

I’M THE GREEN LATERN NOW, OKAY?

THE POWER OF MY ANCESTRAL HAIR TONIC!  FEEL THE WRATH OF GENERATIONS OF BEING THIS SLICK!!!!!  Also ^^^^ THAT SHIRT IS AWESOME!  I REMEMBER THAT SHIRT!

I now have powers over classy pinstripe dress shirts? 

Ok..?

blogwell:

You test me and I’ll test you, A-PE-TUUURE!

laughingsquid:

The 2011 Guide To Making People Feel Old Using Movie Release Dates

foxyslick:

iameleven:

everywaybutone:

psycho-vampy:

all of them.

and then people stare at me like

I say all the them on a daily basis :x

cool story bro.

All said on a daily basis.

Look at all the fucks I give.

I ain’t even mad

Pretty much all of them

peterberkman:

thesixthestate:

SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Lolololllolllllllll

foxyslick:

thatguywiththehair:

Yarrrrrrrr!