Life is good.
I just wanted to post this because I’m totally wearing a MIGHTY THOR t-shirt right now :>
i become A MECHANICAL OSTRICH
a cow, cool
It’s Ellis’s shirt so am I Ellis?
I HAVE THE POWERS OF A SAILBOAT
UN FREAKIN STOPPABLE
A twinkie.. hmm
Well I already knew I could do magic. I’m wearing a shirt with a picture of Harry Freakin’ Potter on it!
I’M THE GREEN LATERN NOW, OKAY?
THE POWER OF MY ANCESTRAL HAIR TONIC! FEEL THE WRATH OF GENERATIONS OF BEING THIS SLICK!!!!! Also ^^^^ THAT SHIRT IS AWESOME! I REMEMBER THAT SHIRT!
I now have powers over classy pinstripe dress shirts?
You test me and I’ll test you, A-PE-TUUURE!
all of them.
and then people stare at me like
I say all the them on a daily basis :x
cool story bro.
All said on a daily basis.
Look at all the fucks I give.
I ain’t even mad
Pretty much all of them